Things I don't quite get even now

1. Why one minute you are freezing like realllllllyy cold and then you put on socks and sweat. hmmm Really

2. Kids to Mommy, I am sooo hungry, pleaaaassseee I am soo hungry. Mom to kids, Okay let's eat. Mom then makes a 4 course meal that takes 2 hours to make. Kid eats 2 bites and say's, Mommy can i be excused.....What?! Really

3. WHERE DO ALL THE LEFT SOCKS GO???Why is it never the Right one?

4. When kids are so tired in the van they are falling asleep...why will they not go to sleep when they get to the top of the stairs. Then run around as if on pixie sticks.

5. Why is it that you get all comfortable and warm in bed....think about it allll snuggly. Then you have to pee. Why

6. How come you go to Church and the Pastor knows exactly what you did that week. I am telling you he spies on us and knows just what to say to convict the socks off of us.....but only Right socks because they are all that is left.

7. Why are the sequels of movies always the really dumb movies.

8. How many times a night do dogs really have to pee or just want to go outside and bark at the air. (mine 27,327 a night

TO BE CONTINUED.....

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